I M Not Always A Dick Just Kidding Go Fck Yourself

Author: Swear Journals
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1540684431
Size: 13.90 MB
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Are you bored? Do you need somewhere to write your thoughts and things you have to get done? Or are you looking for that perfect, humorous gift for that special someone? This is a blank, UNLINED journal. 6x9. Convenient, perfect size to take anywhere! It's a perfect gift for many occasions - birthdays, holidays, a gag gift and so much more, all at a very affordable price. This journal also makes a great gift for that special someone in your life. Maybe they curse a little bit, or just like to use the word fuck a lot. It will surely get a laugh, and you will not be able to find a journal like this in stores. There are also many benefits to journaling and writing down your thoughts. Among these are stress reduction, numerous healing benefits, personal growth and so much more.

Go The Fuck To Sleep

Author: Adam Mansbach
Publisher: Canongate Books
ISBN: 9780857862662
Size: 15.49 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night. Colourfully illustrated and hilariously funny, this is a breath of fresh air for parents new, old, and expectant*. (*You should probably not read this to your children.)

Pokemon Go F Ck Yourself The Adult Coloring Book

Author: Pokemon Go Coloring
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1535300973
Size: 12.32 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Pokemon Go...Fuck Yourself! Stress Relieving Pokemon Designs, Midnight Backgrounds, Pokemon Patterns, Beautiful Stupid Pokemon Shit and more! Tons of Unique Pokemon Designs to Color! Dozens of Pokemon coloring pages designed for Adults Garden Designs, Animals, Flower Designs, and Paisley Patterns... But mostly just Cursing Pokemon Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire The Pokemon Curse and Swear in almost every Stupid Coloring Page Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons) Each Pokemon coloring page is on a separate sheet and you can color them, light them on fire, use them to stick up your ass, or the ass of somebody you know who doesn't currently have any Pokemon stuck up their ass. Tags: Adult coloring books, coloring books for adults, coloring books, coloring books for kids, floral patterns, paisley patterns, flowers, coloring pages for adults, midnight backgrounds, black backgrounds, large coloring books, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring pencils, Pokemon Go Fuck yourself, Pokemon Go App., Pokemon for iPhone

In Praise Of Profanity

Author: Michael Adams
Publisher: Oxford University Press
ISBN: 9780199337583
Size: 15.92 MB
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When President Obama signed the affordable health care act in 2009, the Vice President was overheard to utter an enthusiastic "This is a big f****** deal!" A town in Massachusetts levies $20 fines on swearing in public. Nothing is as paradoxical as our attitude toward swearing and "bad language": how can we judge profanity so harshly in principle, yet use it so frequently in practice? Though profanity is more acceptable today than ever, it is still labeled as rude, or at best tolerable only under specific circumstances. Cursing, many argue, signals an absence of character, or poor parenting, and is something to avoid at all costs. Yet plenty of us are unconcerned about the dangers of profanity; bad words are commonly used in mainstream music, Academy Award-winning films, books, and newspapers. And of course, regular people use them in conversation every day. In In Praise of Profanity, Michael Adams offers a provocative, unapologetic defense of profanity, arguing that we've oversimplified profanity by labeling it as taboo. Profanity is valuable, even essential, both as a vehicle of communication and an element of style. As much as we may deplore it in some contexts, we should celebrate it in others. Adams skillfully weaves together linguistic and psychological analyses of why we swear-for emotional release, as a way to promote group solidarity, or to create intimate relationships -- with colorful examples of profanity in literature, TV, film, and music, such as The Sopranos, James Kelman's How Late It Was, How Late, or the songs of Nellie McKay. This breezy, jargon-free book will challenge readers to reconsider the way they think about swearing.

How To Fight Presidents

Author: Daniel O'Brien
Publisher: Three Rivers Press
ISBN: 9780385347587
Size: 19.63 MB
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Make no mistake: Our founding fathers were more bandanas-and-muscles than powdered-wigs-and-tea. As a prisoner of war, Andrew Jackson walked several miles barefoot across state lines while suffering from smallpox and a serious head wound received when he refused to polish the boots of the soldiers who had taken him captive. He was thirteen years old. A few decades later, he became the first popularly elected president and served the nation, pausing briefly only to beat a would-be assassin with a cane to within an inch of his life. Theodore Roosevelt had asthma, was blind in one eye, survived multiple gunshot wounds, had only one regret (that there were no wars to fight under his presidency), and was the first U.S. president to win the Medal of Honor, which he did after he died. Faced with the choice, George Washington actually preferred the sound of bullets whizzing by his head in battle over the sound of silence. And now these men—these hallowed leaders of the free world—want to kick your ass. Plenty of historians can tell you which president had the most effective economic strategies, and which president helped shape our current political parties, but can any of them tell you what to do if you encounter Chester A. Arthur in a bare-knuckled boxing fight? This book will teach you how to be better, stronger, faster, and more deadly than the most powerful (and craziest) men in history. You’re welcome.

Hold Tight Don T Let Go

Author: Laura Rose Wagner
Publisher: Abrams
ISBN: 9781613126967
Size: 14.62 MB
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"Laura Wagner has managed to get a huge amount of Haiti into the pages of this book: the sun, the rain, the bottomless spiral of catastrophe, rage, despair and indomitable hope." —Madison Smartt Bell, author of All Souls' Rising: A Novel of Haiti "In Haiti they say 'Kreyòl pale, Kreyòl konprann.' Speak plainly and honestly, and be understood. Laura Wagner does just that in this brave, beautiful book, bringing us the complex life of Magdalie, and a glimpse of a people's soul." —Jonathan M. Katz, author of The Big Truck That Went By: How the World Came to Save Haiti and Left Behind a Disaster "Haiti, already one of the poorest countries in the world, was devastated by the earthquake in 2010. This is a story of everything that comes after: from a candid depiction of the international response to a young girl’s account of what a life of desperation can do to an individual and to a society. Magdalie’s journey shows the importance of connections, of family and friends, during difficult times and the anguish that comes when those bonds are broken. In her debut novel, Laura Rose Wagner has managed to capture the devastation of loss while providing determined hope for the individual and the nation. An important read for anyone who wishes to better understand the reality of life in Haiti after the earthquake." —Ophelia Dahl, executive director of Partners in Health Hold Tight, Don’t Let Go follows the vivid story of two teenage cousins, raised as sisters, who survive the devastating 2010 earthquake in Haiti. After losing the woman who raised them in the tragedy, Magdalie and Nadine must fend for themselves in the aftermath of the quake. The girls are inseparable, making the best of their new circumstances in a refugee camp with an affectionate, lively camaraderie, until Nadine, whose father lives in Miami, sends for her but not Magdalie. As she leaves, Nadine makes a promise she cannot keep: to bring Magdalie to Miami, too. Resourceful Magdalie focuses her efforts on a reunion with Nadine until she realizes her life is in Haiti, and that she must embrace its possibilities for love, friendship, and a future.

Ryan S Suffering

Author: Lloyd Paulson
Publisher: Lloyd Paulson
ISBN:
Size: 19.91 MB
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Ryan's cursed: a brutal upbringing in Southern Michigan that culminated in a night of tragic violence he barely remembers as the sole survivor. Ryan's condemned by fate a he doesn't believe, angelic bloodlines that must be sent to their final judgment. Ryan escaped to start a new life and a new family on the shores of Lake Michigan in Western Michigan, but his demons still haunt him as he battles depression and the terrors of childhood. However, fate rapidly caught up, insisting on becoming unburied, as his past soon implicated him in murders and kidnappings. Ryan must remember the past, and the battle of that tragic night eleven years before, in order to prevent a larger and more brutal tragedy from happening again. Ryan's running out of time to save his family, and ultimately himself.