Greetings Asshole

Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1537051326
Size: 14.26 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Need to vent? Have a little unwanted stress in your life? Know someone who is an absolute dickweed? If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions, then you need to "Color your anger away and find paradise!" Greetings...Asshole is filled with hand-illustrated designs inspired by vintage travel postcards. These swear word adult coloring pages will have you and your friends laughing your asses off for hours! Enough swear words (hopefully) for each and every asshole in your life!

Greetings From Cutler County

Author: Travis Mulhauser
Publisher: University of Michigan Press
ISBN: 0472021656
Size: 12.48 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Greetings from Cutler County is both a nonstop ride of tragic hilarity, and a piercing look at the complexities of youth. In one northern Michigan community the lives of desperate small-town dreamers are examined through an ensemble cast as earnest as they are outrageous, and as compelling as they are heartbreaking. The lovers, crooks, failures, and survivors of Cutler County are so flawed and genuine you can't help rooting for them-no matter how foolish or hopeless their pursuits may seem. The stories take place in Cutler County, Michigan. Most of the characters are young men who think of themselves as losers and outsiders. Short on cash, popularity, and the ambition needed for success, they nevertheless are able to examine their failings with the self-knowing humor and resignation of the perpetually thwarted ne'er-do-well. The stories are inseparable from the stark shoreline of their Lake Michigan settings-the cavernous woods and vast inland lakes that shape life in northern Michigan-and create a landscape as rugged and dramatic as youth itself. Greetings from Cutler County explores the common triumphs and tragedies of coming of age, while providing a rationale and humor that is uniquely and unforgettably its own.


Author: E. Jerry Davies
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 9781504974660
Size: 12.13 MB
Format: PDF, Docs
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Tom Brim, decorated Marine and Korean War veteran, faces his biggest challenge as a Miami-Dade police sergeant. A sword and hatchet carrying maniac has killed his partner and threatens to kill Brim and his family. The chief of police places security patrols at the homes of Brim's parents and fiance', while Brim patrols Miami neighborhoods looking for the killer. A team from the police department is assigned to work with Brim to implement a sting operation that puts Brim face to face with the supposed killer. It culminates in a shootout that the police department has not seen on Miami streets since Prohibition. Federal investigators learn that the hatchet man is the leader of an international drug cartel known as T95Y, a gang that stretches from South America to Mexico, Cuba, and the United States. An international investigative team uncovers a plot that the intent of the gang is to deliver hundreds of tons of drugs to drop off points along both US coasts. A drug bust plan by the FBI and military is prepared to stop the delivery of the drugs. Hatchet Man and his gang are represented by a famous Miami defense lawyer Sam Brighton. Brim watches Brighton closely, completes his college degree in Miami, and enters law school, pursuing a second career as a prosecuting attorney. Events collide leading to an action-packed conclusion.

Greetings From Below

Author: David Philip Mullins
Publisher: Sarabande Books
ISBN: 9781932511888
Size: 18.56 MB
Format: PDF
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Presents a collection of linked short stories focusing the sexual education and regrets of Nick Danze.

The Santaland Diaries And Season S Greetings

Author: David Sedaris
Publisher: Dramatists Play Service Inc
ISBN: 0822216310
Size: 18.94 MB
Format: PDF, Docs
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THE STORIES: THE SANTALAND DIARIES is a brilliant evocation of what a slacker's Christmas must feel like. Out of work, our slacker decides to become a Macy's elf during the holiday crunch. At first the job is simply humiliating, but once the thousa

Bible Studies From An Asshole

Author: Ray Cabron
ISBN: 9781365610301
Size: 16.62 MB
Format: PDF
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Dear Christianity, Look, I know you meant well, and I know you did the best you could, but I think it's time that we have an intervention. You've been getting it all wrong. I don't just mean the thing with being self-righteous and not feeding the hungry or caring for the misfortunate. Although that's certainly a part of it. No. It's more than that. It's much more. And I know you prefer everything to be nice and for there to be only clean language. That's part of the problem too. You see, your failure is so bad that I can't help but use bad words. So if you kindly would, please, give this a read. I promise you'll learn a lot about your Bible you did not know, and you'll never see your faith the same way ever again. And maybe then you can get it right for a change. From the author of the blog, Bible Studies from an Asshole, comes this humorous, heartfelt, and outrageously honest and eye-opening work. The Christian faith may never be the same again.

Rethinking Eros

Author: Brian Carmany
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 9781452092881
Size: 20.43 MB
Format: PDF
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Rethinking Eros uses modern popular culture to examine sex, bodies, and gender in the ancient world in all their complexities.