Terry Pratchett S Discworld 2016 Diary

Author: Terry Pratchett
Publisher: Gollancz
ISBN: 1473208327
Size: 12.57 MB
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One part diary, one part guide to the arcane practices of the funniest creation in modern fantasy, 100% Discworld goodness. With their trademark mix of cultural ephemera, background detail and hilarious one-liners, the Discworld diaries are back. And 2016's diary gives a long-awaited insight into the wit and wisdom of some of the Discworld's most-loved characters, the Witches. Or, as Granny Weatherwax puts it: "I don't hold with diaries. If a witch don't know where she's been or where she should be, no amount of writing it down in long and diverse letters will make any difference. There are some who say that making a note of birthdays and the like will mean you get a lot of presents but I think Gytha is wrong. But suit yourself. Personally I can't be doing with it." ~ Esme Weatherwax

Seriously Funny

Author: Terry Pratchett
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 9781473541887
Size: 14.24 MB
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‘I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s evidence of any thinking going on inside it.’ The most quotable writer of our time, Terry Pratchett’s unique brand of wit made him both a bestseller and an enduring, endearing source of modern wisdom. This collection is filled with his funniest and most memorable words about life, the universe and snoring.

Father Christmas S Fake Beard

Author: Terry Pratchett
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 9781448198504
Size: 16.62 MB
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Have you ever wanted Christmas to be different? Turkey and carols, presents and crackers - they all start to feel a bit . . . samey. How about a huge exploding mince pie, a pet abominable snowman, or a very helpful partridge in a pear tree? What if Father Christmas went to work at a zoo, or caused chaos in a toy store, or was even arrested for burglary!? Dive into the fantastically funny world of Terry Pratchett, for a festive treat like no other. These ten stories will have you laughing, gasping and crying (with laughter) - you'll never see Christmas in the same way again.

The Discworld Atlas

Author: Terry Pratchett
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 9781448127320
Size: 12.43 MB
Format: PDF
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Unseen University are proud to present the most comprehensive map and guide to the Disc yet produced. In this noble endeavour, drawing upon the hard won knowledge of many great and, inevitably, late explorers, one may locate on a detailed plan of our world such fabled realms as the Condiment Isles, trace the course of the River Kneck as it deposits silt and border disputes in equal abundance on the lands either side, and contemplate the vast deserts of Klatch and Howondaland - a salutary lesson in the perils of allowing ones goats to graze unchecked. This stunning work brings to life the lands and locations of the Discworld stories in a way never seen before. Accompanied by lavish full-colour illustrations and a detailed world map, this is a must-have for any Discworld fan.

The Discworld Almanak

Author: Terry Pratchett
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 9780385606837
Size: 10.44 MB
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The definitive Pratchett accessory – a must-have for lovers of Discworld. In this humorous spin-off to theDiscworldphenomenon — Terry Pratchett joins forces with Bernard Pearson to produce the definitive Almanac to the Common Year, 2004. Common Year, 2004 being the Year of the Incipient Goat, for the city of Ankh-Morpork and Surrounding Areas & Benefices. Here you will find an essential guide to all aspects of life, and a sure means of ensuring fertility of crops & livestock, also a boon companion in affairs of the HEART & HEALTH, with notes on Husbandry, Physic, Fairs & Marts, and other such information as will render this Publication a staunch companion to Townsman & Tiller of Soil alike. Including homemade remedies for common ailments, recipes, horoscopes, scientific discoveries, a calendar, strange tales and much, much more… With witty illustrations, this is an artistically presented package guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of all Pratchett fans.

The Terry Pratchett Diary

Author: Terry Pratchett
Publisher: Gollancz
ISBN: 1473208335
Size: 16.68 MB
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Sir Terry Pratchett left us, far too early, in March 2015. To celebrate his life and works, we've given over the 2017 Discworld Diary - which will be a perennial diary - to remembrances and tributes from some of those who knew and loved him and his extraordinary body of work. Contributors include Neil Gaiman, A S Byatt, Terry Pratchett's literary agent Colin Smythe, co-author of the Long Earth books Stephen Baxter, famed bookseller Rog Peyton, and many more. With an introduction from his daughter Rhianna Pratchett and an afterword from longtime friend and colleague Rob Wilkins.